uhhuh if i was a wizard, this wouldn't be happening
if i was a wizard
this wouldn't be happening

"You are like an adorable forest fire."
- hpthugcraft

My name is Fish. I like to play video games and draw sometimes and I am not very good at either of those things.

Here is my art, if that's why you're here! On occasion, I've also been known to write.

God I do not know why I started using twitter again. “You have friends that use twitter!” I told myself. “It won’t just be you babbling to yourself THIS time.” Of fucking course it will, Fish. Why would anyone in their right mind care?

somesuburbs:

renownedmonarchthequeen:

aquaticwonder:

My pictures must first be beautiful, but that beauty is not enough. I strive to convey an underlying edge of anxiety, of isolation, of fear. ” — Crewdson

FAO
somesuburbs

"The suburban landscape is alien and strange and exotic. I photograph it out of longing and desire. My photographs are about repression and internal angst." [— from the same source]

I’ve finished my most recent recolor, but for the sake of my sanity I think I’ll take a little break before I start cleaning it up for download.

angle-of-depression:

nothingcorporate:

opinions on abortions are kinda like nipples

everyone has them but women’s are a little bit more relevant 

But all you ever see are men’s

gingerhaze:

destronomics:

Guardians of the Galaxy Concept Art — Nebula and Gamora — by Andy Park

i live for this

leupagus:

agonyandagony:

today i was feeling PISSY AS ALL HELL after work because blah blah everything’s a nightmare blah blah. so i was like, what’s something that real people do after a trying day that’s not just “refresh tumblr until something is either delightful or infuriating enough to elicit an emotional response”? like, idk go for a walk? somewhere nice?

i mean, i have no idea, but i decided to try it out and go to a nature center and have myself a nice lil:

image

★★★★☆

NATURE: FOUR OUT OF FIVE STARS

Cons:

  • shitty wi-fi
  • too many mosquitos, like, an unnecessary amount of mosquitos
  • can’t stop walking because of the mosquitos because it just gives them a stable surface to land on
  • sweating on your buttcheeks because you’re very out of shape but can’t stop walking because of the mosquitos
  • when you go into nature, sometimes you feel like, am i doing it right? do i just, like… walk? am i appreciating it right? am i snapchatting it too much? am i not snapchatting it ENOUGH?
  • weird sense of deja vu because you just remembered this is the nature center you went to day camp at when you were 8, and there used to be a buffalo and a bald eagle there, but they got sick and died, and you tried to kiss a boy in one of the pavilions by the graveyard, except he pushed you away, and now you can’t even find that particular pavilion to go visit, which doesn’t even matter except suddenly it feels very insulting (BUT THAT MIGHT BE SITUATION SPECIFIC)

Pros:

  • not your house or your couch
  • sounds in it are nice if initially unsettling
  • feels like you’re doing something because, weirdly enough, you are
  • while you’re trotting along and sweating and swatting at bugs and staving off existential despair and reminiscing about past rejections and also starting to compose this shitty post in your head, which at that point only amounted to “SHITTY WIFI, TOO MANY BUGS,” you look up and all of a sudden:
  • image
  • this deer is like three feet away looking at you, like, DEADASS in the eyes, very knowingly
  • the deer doesn’t give a shit that you’re there
  • you hang out and make weird eye contact with the deer for a while, even though the mosquitos are biting, because like, this feels like a MOMENT
  • then the deer wanders away
  • and you realize your shitty glib “nature sux” post isn’t gonna cut it because actually it’s pretty cool and weirdly you do feel a lot better
  • plus then you get to instagram the deer

the end.

Can I review a review because this gets six out of five stars

guy from trailer: tell me, where is your maker now? call him. call down his wrath upon me. you cannot, for he does not exist.
non-human inquisitor: well you're not wrong.

Guys I already have an idea for more recolors. What the fuck is happening to me?

tokidoki-sims:

I really like this off-the-shoulder sweater in the Sims 4. I mean I really like it. Maybe I like it a little too much? Is making 54 recolors for a sweater too much? I think it might be.

Terrifying obsessive behavior aside, this is actually more like two sets of recolors, one in Anna’s colors, and the other in Pooklet’s colors. You can download either set, or both together, in either default or stand alone versions (the defaults don’t replace anything; they just appear grouped together under the default sweater).

DOWNLOAD

Defaults: Anna | Pooklet | Both

Stand Alone: Anna | Pooklet | Both

Hope you enjoy!

(If anything is broken or borked, please let me know! I’m still very new at this and I did work on these when I was pretty tired. On the other hand, if you dig it/download them, please let me know that too, with a like or a reblog!)

I’ve made a huge mistake, you guys.

Inquisitor Ask Meme

sihah:

  1. What color best represents them?
  2. If they were an animal, which would they be?
  3. Which music genre would best describe your Inquisitor?
  4. What season reflects their personality best?
  5. If your Inquisitor was a force of nature, what kind would they be? (hurricane, earthquake, etc.)
  6. What’s their alignment? (chaotic good, neutral evil, etc.)
  7. Which element best describes them?
  8. What scent would they be associated with, if any?
  9. Do they have a background story?
  10. Do they have any family?
  11. Are they better with children, animals, or neither?
  12. What’s the Inquisitor’s favorite food?
  13. Can they cook?
  14. Do they have any hobbies?
  15. Are they very fashion-conscious or more practical?
  16. Are they neat or unorganized?
  17. Who do you think they’ll get along with best among their companions, if any?
  18. Who will they romance, if anyone?
  19. Do they have any scars? What are they from?
  20. If they met, how would your Inquisitor get along with your Warden? Your Hawke?
  21. What’s your Inquisitor’s opinion on each of the various races, if any?

change is coming to the world;

briannedrouhard:

My pieces for the Meatball Head/Sailor Moon gallery show at Meltdown Comics, this Saturday!
I really wanted to make a larger piece that included all the scouts, but just didn’t have time.  
Makoto “Cooking with Lightning” is in a 5x7 frame, “Mini Moon Me” is in a 9x12.
It’s going to be a great show!
viwan themes