uhhuh if i was a wizard, this wouldn't be happening
if i was a wizard
this wouldn't be happening

"You are like an adorable forest fire."
- hpthugcraft

My name is Fish. I like to play video games and draw stupid original characters and I am not very good at either of those things.

Here is my art, if that's why you're here! On occasion, I've also been known to write.

kellysue:

comics-and-things:

The ups and downs of Big Two books. It takes me a few issues to get the hang of the artist (only for the artist to switch with the next arc…).

I really liked Captain Marvel #4, due in large part to the introduction of Ja Kyee (“Jackie”) Lrurt and her candid, fluid personality. In the character’s first scene, David Lopez (artist) does a fantastic job of keeping the woman in constant motion — she’s athletic, she’s bright, and she has prehensile hair. But the best part about this interaction is the small stuff, as when she takes off her right glove to shake hands with Danvers in consecutive panels. Nice, easy, and fluid.

(from Captain Marvel #4)

That hair handshake is all David—not in the script. I looooove it.

Send me a character or pairing and a mood and I’ll write a short thing

nihilnovisubsole:

psst saints row stuff would be great since that’s my project right now

doesn’t have to be romantic pairings, either

can you do the question meme for your inquisitor adaar? super curious about her C:
Anonymous

HELL YEAH I can.

01. Full name:

Ari Adaar. “Ari” comes from the fact that she’s an established character and in every other form her name is “Ariadne”, and luckily coincides with a word in Qunlat. Granted, it presumably literally means “person”, but I don’t think Tal-Vashoth are the hottest at picking names. (See: Maraas.)

02. Best friend:

She plays herself off as serious and dry but is really incredibly sarcastic and has a great sense of humor, so she tends to fall pretty easily into the role of secretly approving straight man. I expect she’ll get along really well with Varric and probably Sera, at the very least.

03. Sexuality:

She likes the ladies, and only the ladies.

04. Favorite color:

Pink

05. Relationship status:

Single, as of the beginning of Inquisition. Her last relationship ended badly.

06. Ideal mate:

Being somewhat new to the whole “actual romance” thing, she’s not really sure. I imagine, at least right now, that she’s keeping herself open to anything that might come along.

07. Turn-ons:

Women who can hold their own in a fight.

08. Favorite food:

Spicy things!

09. Crushes:

I’m not sure who she’s going to romance yet, so I can’t really tell you. I don’t think she really gets crushes, though - she gets intrigued, and then she goes for it.

10. Favorite music:

I really wonder what the qunari stance on music is. I suppose it has a place in the Qun if it has a function? I can’t really see them making those sorts of things for pleasure. If that’s the case, I imagine she’s curious about, and enjoys, all kinds of music, simply for the novelty.

11. Biggest fear:

Living outside the Qun is not easy for her, and leaving it was not a decision she made lightly. The Inquisition is probably going to be the best possible thing that could have happened to her, if only because it will give her another role to fulfill.

12. Biggest fantasy:

The woman she loved showing up to say she was wrong not to leave the Qun, and that she wants them to be together. Alternatively, getting Varric to let her try Bianca.

13. Bad habits:

Ari is very perceptive, even to the rather alien cultures and emotions she experiences in those outside of the Qun, and very sure of herself, so once she thinks she knows the best course of action, she’ll barrel along regardless of what others might think. She also has trouble depending on other people, and as such always acts under the assumption that she’ll be alone, again, eventually. 

14. Biggest regret:

Sometimes she regrets leaving the Qun, but at this point she can’t see herself returning. Mostly she regrets she didn’t convince her lover to come with her.

15. Best kept secrets:

She plays all of that VERY close to the chest, and considering how aloof she acts, most people don’t realize she’s actually a giant romantic still trying to get over her first heartbreak.

16. Last thought:

Maraas shokra.

17. Worst romantic experience:

Hah!

18. Biggest insecurity:

She struggles daily with the reality of not having a place, of being able to do anything, and therefore potentially nothing. It’s scary.

19. Weapon of choice:

She’s an archer!

20. Role Model:

I can’t imagine she has one.

GIVE ME THE NAME OF ONE OF MY OCS IN MY ASKBOX AND I’LL ANSWER THE FOLLOWING QUESTIONS TO THE BEST OF MY ABILITY

the-kitteh:

  • 01. Full name:
  • 02. Best friend:
  • 03. Sexuality:
  • 04. Favorite color:
  • 05. Relationship status:
  • 06. Ideal mate:
  • 07. Turn-ons:
  • 08. Favorite food:
  • 09. Crushes:
  • 10. Favorite music:
  • 11. Biggest fear:
  • 12. Biggest fantasy:
  • 13. Bad habits:
  • 14. Biggest regret:
  • 15. Best kept secrets:
  • 16. Last thought:
  • 17. Worst romantic experience:
  • 18. Biggest insecurity:
  • 19. Weapon of choice:
  • 20. Role Model:

livelongandgetiton:

ormondhsacker:

christinefuckingchapel:

is that you hobby lobby

Am I the only one that’s a just a tiny bit pissed off that this is still an issue?

The Original Series wasn’t even in the general VICINITY of fucking around yo

I made the mistake of going to IMDb to see if it was as bad as all that and

  1. It is
  2. THERE IS NO SUCH THING AS REVERSE RACISM, GET THE FUCK OVER YOURSELVES

piranhapunk:

thehansoloist:

These photos were taken a few seconds apart.

ahhh how majestic

kurgy:

this is everything I want their relationship to be

Sometimes I intentionally Rickroll myself just because I like that song.

evilsoutherngentleman:

megan-is-a-doll:

dorkly:

"Eye of the Tiger" Played on an Old Dot-Matrix Printer

"Papa, what did the ’80s sound like?"

I just laughed so hard I almost puked.

I am so glad I know you, and that people make things like this.

ranyakumo:

this video is literally seven years old there are kids that exist on this earth that are going to school and getting an education that are younger than this video they could probably go home and go on youtube and find this video and be absolutely floored by the fact that youtube has been around longer than they have

zdarsky:

Please keep in mind that I work for a NATIONAL newspaper. And yet they still find the time and space to keep me humble. Thanks, guys!

Ay yo you want some babies I got some babies.

They’re all up on the AH but prices are eternally negotiable.

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