not just for clandestine meetings

Asked by theramen:

OKAY so I had to start over to go about romancing Fenris. Which meant dodging everyone else until he comes around. And there was a quest to speak to Anders. Only he is totally hitting on you if you dodge all the flirt options. THEN GETS BUTTMAD. Hell, you can't EVEN back out of the flirt options at one point talking to him.

YEAH usually I’m just like “yeah okay I’ll flirt just this once” and then NEVER AGAIN. I mean, dude’s first boyfriend just died. I can see how he might not want to hear “uh, yeah, that’s great Anders, but I’m really more into the ‘broody mage-hating elf’ thing.” But if I knew he was going to hang onto that shit for SIX YEARS….

Hilariously, once upon a time, back when that whole “straight male gamer” thing was going on - ah, for those that don’t know, back RIGHT after DAII came out, there was a self-professed “straight male gamer” who posted (repeatedly) on BSN about how the gaming industry was no longer pandering to them (specifically, because Anders will take the initiative to flirt with you). Eventually David Gaider took a good long look, flicked his proverbial cigarette off to the side, and proceeded to eloquently own the shit out of him (“And the person who says that the only way to please them is to restrict options for others is, if you ask me, the one who deserves it least.”).

Anyhow, there was a SIDE BITCHFEST (from like a single idiot) about how he wanted David Gaider fired for portraying gay people as sex-obsessed. There are so many things wrong with that sentence my fingers gave up and told me to go fuck myself when I wanted to start going through them, but again, this is because Anders will flirt with you and get upset if you turn him down. Apparently this asshole didn’t realize that Anders will do the EXACT SAME FUCKING THING if you’re a chick. 

(Also, it led to this conversation:

tokidokifish: There should be a petition to fire this guy from life for portraying homosexuals as unbelivably thick.

hpthugcraft: I lol’d. XD

tokidokifish: Also, I rather think “sex” was at least second on Anders’s mind, after “FREEDOM FOR MAGES FREEDOM FOR MAGES FREEDOM FOR MAGES”.

hpthugcraft: 1. Freedom for mages

2. Anal sex

3. Cats )

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