God fucking damn it “Everybody Hates Hades” is my LEAST FAVORITE trope.
p. sure Hawkgirl is my spirit animal.
“Let’s see, after I caught the gorilla, he told me that…”
“He talked to you?”
“Yeah, right after I stopped his car.”
“I’m supposed to believe this?”
“Hey, we’ve both got a Martian’s phone number on our speed dial. I think I deserve the benefit of the doubt here.”
oh no I forgot I did a thing
Oh Marvel. There’s an alternate universe in which their version of Wolverine is not only gay but also romantically involved with alt-Hercules. And now 4chan is debating about which one is the top/bottom and how well equipped they might be.
What, really? REALLY???
tell me…what issues. tell me.
Welcome to Marvel, where all your fanfic situations are actually legit alternate universes!
Awww yeah I got all my stuff from the Johnny Wander Kickstarter!
Lookit all this fine-ass swag!