God fucking damn it “Everybody Hates Hades” is my LEAST FAVORITE trope.
p. sure Hawkgirl is my spirit animal.
“Let’s see, after I caught the gorilla, he told me that…”
“He talked to you?”
“Yeah, right after I stopped his car.”
“I’m supposed to believe this?”
“Hey, we’ve both got a Martian’s phone number on our speed dial. I think I deserve the benefit of the doubt here.”

oh no I forgot I did a thing
Oh Marvel. There’s an alternate universe in which their version of Wolverine is not only gay but also romantically involved with alt-Hercules. And now 4chan is debating about which one is the top/bottom and how well equipped they might be.
What, really? REALLY???
tell me…what issues. tell me.
Welcome to Marvel, where all your fanfic situations are actually legit alternate universes!

